Meet Vaelus Lanoir

Well, here's my 3rd and most developed fantroll. Do not ask what's happened to the first and second. ^ ^"

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==> Be the smug b*stard.

That is quite insulting.

==> Be the purple blood in a suit.

Much Better.

Your name is Vaelus Lanoir a LAUGHSASSIN-TO-BE that’s 6.5 sweeps old. You value the CASTE SYSTEM and all it stands for. You stand on the highest possible caste for a land dweller, something you have taken much pride in. You also go out of your way to mingle among those in the lower class. Though viewed as UNCOUTH by your fellow purple blooded, you feel that you have a duty as a higher being to preach certain manners and BEAT CERTAIN RULES into their think pans.

As obvious as it could possibly be, you are a follower of the SUBJUGGALATOR cult. Although you worship the mighty road your mirthful Messiahs walks upon, you have no desire spread the holy faith among those of different castes or those among your own who have walked down the wretched WRONG PATH. There is no reason for you to correct the ideals of those infidels as they will never be able to comprehend the wonders and marvels of the belief, they are better off culled, used as sacrificial material. You hope the mirthful messiahs will forgive that rudeness and continue to bless you with their MIRACLES.

Among other things, what you enjoy the most is listening to MUSIC, you enjoy all genres of music but have a particular affinity towards the ones that would be known as JAZZ. It is a shame, however, to say that it has been scorned and looked down upon in Alternian society to the point it is a RARE TREAT. But when you do hear a lovely singing voice you take it upon yourself to invite the troll to your hive and record the sweet velvet melodies before CULLING them. Yes, you agree that such beings that have been blessed by the Messiahs with a wonderful voice are the most fitting to be used as SACRIFICIAL LAMBS. You won’t allow anyone else to enjoy such a fine treat as you are sure no one but you and your Messiahs will ever be able to fully enjoy such pleasures.

You currently live in a big hive located above a sea cave as it is fitting for your seabeast lusus. You have a connection between your hive and the inside of the cave, making it easier for your lusus to travel between the two places. You love your lusus, if only he did not insist on the consumption of raw cluck beasts. That’s why you call upon certain tolerable lower blooded trolls to prepare them properly for you. Of course, this is kept secret from him.
Your trolltag is dignifiedSovereign and you speak precisely and properly and curse only when needed.

Name: Vaelus Lanoir
Age: 6.5 solar sweeps
Gender: Male
Blood caste: Purple
Quirk: Speaks with almost perfect grammar with proper pronunciations. He types perfectly too.
Symbol: Theban letter “l”
Lusus: Sea Leopard.
Strife Specibus: sword-canekind
Trolltag: dignifiedSovereign
Title: Seer of Light
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Well, that's about it. He's one smug arse that's for sure.
Wonders how in one universe he has a moirail and in an AU his auspistice is filled.
By whom you ask? Well, that's a secret.